I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
this boner is exhausting
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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