Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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