Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Randomize
