xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
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We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
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Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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