thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
its not stalking. its research.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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