dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Two words: blizzard sex
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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