Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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