I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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