i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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