i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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