where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?