Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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