Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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