I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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