Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
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I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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