is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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