Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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