who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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