I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
love makes seman taste better
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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