So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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