I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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