Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Four minutes until I can fart!
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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