Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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