I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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