She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
