I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
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