yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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