he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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