im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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