It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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