Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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