she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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