i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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