Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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