oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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