i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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