when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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