I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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