there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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