I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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