did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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