she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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