So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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