I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
