Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize