I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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