it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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