just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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