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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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