we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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