haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
4 words: hood of his car
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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