I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She tied me up with her honor cords...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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