Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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