New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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